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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin - BAKKASH - 28-12-2013
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" ^^
Re: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin - tracy - 28-12-2013
this joke is from a 3 years old kid. I been telling other users this one for the last couple of days.
why does santa claus like gardening???
because he likes to use his hoe hoe hoe
Re: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin - BAKKASH - 29-12-2013
LOL smart kid and fun as well.. so i could guess, is he ur nephew?
and Happy New Year btw!. ^^
Re: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin - tracy - 30-12-2013
this one is from a 7 years old. this one is from my niece. have a happy holiday to you too baskkash!!!
how do you spell pig backward??
if you had not got the joke, I will post the answer next time!!!
Re: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin - tracy - 30-12-2013
if you are thinking the answer is "geeeze I peeed" yup!! you are corrected...." geezeee u peed"
corny!! I know I know. hahahahaha
Re: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin - BAKKASH - 01-01-2014
YES!.. i been thinkin' actually and even after u got me the answer... i still don get it tho!.. LMAO
jus as u said.. "corny".. ;-P hehe.. JK.