19-01-2013, 03:13 AM
A biker wearing all his leathers, chain wallet and tall boots is sitting at the bar.
A cute girl walks in and sits next to him and says “Are you are real biker?”
He said “well, I build what I ride, I ride over 25,000 miles a year and am not afraid to wrench it when it needs it, I guess that makes me a real biker. Then Asks, “Would you like a ride?”
“I don't ride with guys, I am a lesbian.” She said
He said, “How do you know you are a lesbian”?
“When I wake up, I think about women, when I go to the park, I think about women, when I go to sleep I am thinking about women.” She said
After finishing her drink she left.
Soon after... A couple walks in and sits down next to him and asks “Are you a real biker?”
He said, “I used to think I was, but now I think I am a lesbian.”
Jus be ur SELF, 'cuz everyone else is already TAKEN!.