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Good Morning - BAKKASH - 14-01-2013
Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems.
The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a piss, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour, 'cause my pee barely trickles out."
"Heck, that's nothing, " said the eighty year old. "Every morning at 8:30 I have to take a shit, but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation. It's terrible".
The ninety-year-old said, "You guys think you have problems! Every morning at 7:30 I piss like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I shit like a pig.
*BAKKASH asks and says that "Indeed! I want someone to put all those three old men's goods on me at 7:30 AM so I could wake up at 8:30 AM already". xD
Re: Good Morning - Tulipaa - 14-01-2013
lol
