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My kind of parrot! - BAKKASH - 14-01-2013
A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reached into the cage, the bird humps his arm.
He invites his mother to tea, the bird keeps saying foul things. Finally he takes the parrot to a vet.
The vet examines the bird extensively, says, "Well, you have a horny male parrot. I have a sweet young female bird, and for fifteen dollars your bird can go in the cage with mine."
The guy's parrot is listening and says, "Come on! Come on! What are you waiting for??"
Finally, the guy says all right and hands over the fifteen dollars.
The vet takes the parrot, puts him in the cage with the female bird, closes the curtain. Suddenly, "Kwah! Kwah! Kwah!" Feathers come flying out of the cage.
The vet says, "Holy gee," and runs across the room and opens the curtain.
The male bird has the female bird down on the bottom of the cage, pulling out all her feathers.
The vet screams, "what are you doing to my poor parrot?"
The male parrot replies, "for fifteen bucks, I want her naked!"
RE: My kind of parrot! - redi - 29-10-2016
that reminds me of this one i received back in 1999, so maybe there are a few that havn't heard it
A small East Texas Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of Gorila. within a few weeks the female Gorilla became very Horny and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the Park veterinarian determined the problem. The Gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse there were no male Gorillas of that species available. While reflecting on the problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part time intern responsible for cleaning the animals cages, Ed had little sense but ample ability to satisfy any hairy female
So, the Park administrators thought they may have a solution!
Ed was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for five Hundred Bucks? Ed showed interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The next day Ed announced that he woulod accept the offer, but only under three conditions. "First" he said " I don't want to have to kiss her, secondly , I want her to wear protection"
The Parl Admistration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was the third condition?
"Well," said Ed "you have to give me another week to come up with the five hundred Bucks"
RE: My kind of parrot! - immortal - 01-11-2016
why not five thousand ?
