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[/size]I work down at the Pizza PitAnd I drive an old HyundaiI still live with my mom and dadI'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic, a mild asthmaticAnd I've never been to second baseBut there's a whole nother meThat you need to see, go check out MySpace
'Cause online, I'm out in
HollywoodI'm 6 foot 5, and I look damn goodI drive a Maserati, I'm a black-belt in karateAnd I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that Im mysteriousI tell them I don't want nothing serious'Cause even on a slow day, I can have a three wayChat with two women at one time
Im so much cooler onlineSo much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my momAnd she fixes me a [color=rgb(243, 91, 0) !important]snack[/color]And I head down to my basement bedroomAnd fire up my Mac
In real life the only timeIve ever even been to L.A.Is when I got the chance with the marching bandTo [color=rgb(243, 91, 0) !important]play[/color] tuba in the Rose Parade
But online I live in MalibuI posed for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQI'm single and I'm richAnd I've got a set of [color=rgb(243, 91, 0) !important]six pack abs[/color] that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that Im mysteriousI tell them I don't want nothing serious'Cause even on a slow day, I can have a three wayChat with two women at one time
Im so much cooler onlineYeah, Im cooler online
When you got my kind of statsIts hard to get a date, let alone a real girlfriendBut I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weightEvery time I [color=rgb(243, 91, 0) !important]login[/color]
Online, Im out in HollywoodIm 6 foot 5 and I look damn goodEven on a slow day, I can have a three wayChat with two women at one time
Im so much cooler onlineYeah, Im cooler onlineYeah, Im so much cooler onlineYeah, Im cooler online
Hey, Im cooler onlineYeah, I'll see ya onlineHey, Im cooler online[size=13px]
[/size]I work down at the Pizza PitAnd I drive an old HyundaiI still live with my mom and dadI'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic, a mild asthmaticAnd I've never been to second baseBut there's a whole nother meThat you need to see, go check out MySpace
'Cause online, I'm out in
HollywoodI'm 6 foot 5, and I look damn goodI drive a Maserati, I'm a black-belt in karateAnd I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that Im mysteriousI tell them I don't want nothing serious'Cause even on a slow day, I can have a three wayChat with two women at one time
Im so much cooler onlineSo much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my momAnd she fixes me a [color=rgb(243, 91, 0) !important]snack[/color]And I head down to my basement bedroomAnd fire up my Mac
In real life the only timeIve ever even been to L.A.Is when I got the chance with the marching bandTo [color=rgb(243, 91, 0) !important]play[/color] tuba in the Rose Parade
But online I live in MalibuI posed for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQI'm single and I'm richAnd I've got a set of [color=rgb(243, 91, 0) !important]six pack abs[/color] that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that Im mysteriousI tell them I don't want nothing serious'Cause even on a slow day, I can have a three wayChat with two women at one time
Im so much cooler onlineYeah, Im cooler online
When you got my kind of statsIts hard to get a date, let alone a real girlfriendBut I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weightEvery time I [color=rgb(243, 91, 0) !important]login[/color]
Online, Im out in HollywoodIm 6 foot 5 and I look damn goodEven on a slow day, I can have a three wayChat with two women at one time
Im so much cooler onlineYeah, Im cooler onlineYeah, Im so much cooler onlineYeah, Im cooler online
Hey, Im cooler onlineYeah, I'll see ya onlineHey, Im cooler online[size=13px]