Adolf Hitler and the U.S.

[jack3]

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If you would like to me to use different wording to make you feel more comfortable

I would like you to not make silly, stupid assumptions. 
Did I say I was "uncomfortable"?

...I'd like you to look at how ridiculous of a request that is.

umm...  hehehe...  speaking of ridiculous requests, that brings us back to that which I've previously pointed out -  your request.

Please, we are all adults here.

Except for the trolls.