Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Gardening or Golf
#1
One of Americas leading PGA golfers lives in Florida in a grand  house , for exercise one day he decided to mow his own lawn, he was working away wearing  just jeans and t shirt when a long Cadillac pulls up at the front gate..
 A lady with a  plummy accent   calls out " Excuse me  my man" he stops the mower and wanders over

Lady; " how much would you charge to mow my Lawn?"
 Golfer: " um. i am not sure...


... you see the lady who lives here lets me sleep with her"


squeal of tires as the Cadillac burns rubber leaving

Big Grin
#2
lol
#3
i guess is better and cheaper to get paid to mow the Lawn, LOL
#4
(11-28-2016, 12:33 PM)Knight_Errant Wrote: i guess is better and cheaper to get paid to mow the Lawn, LOL

Less headache too.
If Plan A doesn't work there are other letters of the alphabet. Stay positive.



#5
i wish i had a lawn.... for the sake of cadillac
#6
I Rather go fishing instead of mowing lawn or playing golf lol ,, well i would :-P
#7
Rainbow 
(12-02-2016, 11:09 PM)Mal^Function Wrote: I Rather go fishing instead of mowing lawn or playing golf lol ,, well i would :-P

threw my bamboo rod away long time ago, kinda miss it now..
    2 be or not to be, dooby dooby doo     Sleepy


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)