Gardening or Golf

[redi]

One of Americas leading PGA golfers lives in Florida in a grand  house , for exercise one day he decided to mow his own lawn, he was working away wearing  just jeans and t shirt when a long Cadillac pulls up at the front gate..
 A lady with a  plummy accent   calls out " Excuse me  my man" he stops the mower and wanders over

Lady; " how much would you charge to mow my Lawn?"
 Golfer: " um. i am not sure...


... you see the lady who lives here lets me sleep with her"


squeal of tires as the Cadillac burns rubber leaving

[Sicilia]

lol

[Knight_Errant]

i guess is better and cheaper to get paid to mow the Lawn, LOL

[LilMermaid]

i guess is better and cheaper to get paid to mow the Lawn, LOL

Less headache too.

[FreeSoul]

i wish i had a lawn.... for the sake of cadillac

[Mal^Function]

I Rather go fishing instead of mowing lawn or playing golf lol ,, well i would :-P

[mrpanda]

I Rather go fishing instead of mowing lawn or playing golf lol ,, well i would :-P

threw my bamboo rod away long time ago, kinda miss it now..