29-10-2016, 01:47 PM
that reminds me of this one i received back in 1999, so maybe there are a few that havn't heard it 
A small East Texas Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of Gorila. within a few weeks the female Gorilla became very Horny and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the Park veterinarian determined the problem. The Gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse there were no male Gorillas of that species available. While reflecting on the problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part time intern responsible for cleaning the animals cages, Ed had little sense but ample ability to satisfy any hairy female
So, the Park administrators thought they may have a solution!
Ed was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for five Hundred Bucks? Ed showed interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The next day Ed announced that he woulod accept the offer, but only under three conditions. "First" he said " I don't want to have to kiss her, secondly , I want her to wear protection"
The Parl Admistration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was the third condition?
"Well," said Ed "you have to give me another week to come up with the five hundred Bucks"
A small East Texas Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of Gorila. within a few weeks the female Gorilla became very Horny and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the Park veterinarian determined the problem. The Gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse there were no male Gorillas of that species available. While reflecting on the problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part time intern responsible for cleaning the animals cages, Ed had little sense but ample ability to satisfy any hairy female
So, the Park administrators thought they may have a solution!
Ed was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for five Hundred Bucks? Ed showed interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The next day Ed announced that he woulod accept the offer, but only under three conditions. "First" he said " I don't want to have to kiss her, secondly , I want her to wear protection"
The Parl Admistration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was the third condition?
"Well," said Ed "you have to give me another week to come up with the five hundred Bucks"