A biker wearing all his leathers, chain wallet and tall boots is sitting at the bar.
A cute girl walks in and sits next to him and says “Are you are real biker?”

He said “well, I build what I ride, I ride over 25,000 miles a year and am not afraid to wrench it when it needs it, I guess that makes me a real biker. Then Asks, “Would you like a ride?”

“I don't ride with guys, I am a lesbian.” She said

He said, “How do you know you are a lesbian”?

“When I wake up, I think about women, when I go to the park, I think about women, when I go to sleep I am thinking about women.” She said

After finishing her drink she left.
Soon after... A couple walks in and sits down next to him and asks “Are you a real biker?”

He said, “I used to think I was, but now I think I am a lesbian.”

One day, a little boy goes over to his grandparents house and is sitting out on the porch with his grandfather.

Grandpa is drinking a beer and the little boy asks if he can have a sip.

"Can your dick touch your asshole?" replies the grandpa.

He says no, so the grandpa says "Well, Then you aren't old enough yet to drink beer".

The little boy goes back to his grandparents house about a week later and is again sitting on the porch with grandpa, and again asks if he can have a sip of grandpa's beer.

"Can your dick touch your asshole yet?" He says it still cant, so Grandpa say "Sorry, but you're still not old enough yet"

The little boy goes inside where grandma gives him a plate of fresh cookies. He goes back outside and Grandpa asks him if he can have one.

"Can YOUR dick touch YOUR asshole, Grandpa?"

"Sure can" says Grandpa.

"Well good for you, Then go fuck yourself, Cuz these are my Cookies"

SIMPLE.
    1. Will you answer every question honestly? yup
    2. Have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high? yes
    3. Have you ever punched anyone in the face? yeah
    4. Do you miss anything or anyone? aye! both
    5. What makes you laugh no matter what? come and try tickle ma feet =]
    6. Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past five hours? Nope
    7. Who was the last person you talked to? Kelly
    8. What do you dislike at the moment? ur questions
    9. Name one person on your top friends who is the most like you? wish u find me smo as crazy as me, but lets say: Anwar

HARDER.
    1. Do you get butterflies around the guys/girls you like? noh
    2. Do you think it is bad to have sex at your age? uh, huh.. com'on!.
    3. Will you get married? i guess so
    4. Will you be doing drugs in the near future? me!.. noway
    5. Do you lie about your age? i used to!

VERY PERSONAL.
    1. If you were to have sex right now would you use a condom? Nope
    2. Are you happy with yourself? Always!
    3. Would you change yourself for the person you love? not completely, she must accept me as iam.
    4. What do you tell yourself when times get hard? Fuck Me!.

SECRETS.
    1. When did you last cry? week ago
    2. Do you believe in religion? Definitely!
    3. When was the last time you fell asleep with a girl? a couple days ago
    4. What is currently on your mind? punch you ^^
    5. Did you ever wish a close friend to death? Noway
    6. Has a guy ever seriously punched you more than once? Ehem!.. yes
    7. Have you ever made out until you ran out of breath? none

SHOCKING.
    1. Have you done bad things with your parents near by? ALAS! Yes.
    2. Have you started a horrible rumor about somebody? nah
    3. Did you ever fail the school year? Never!
    4. Have you ever done hallucinogenic drugs? once
    5. Have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night? iam a good drinker! ^^
    6. Do you think your future will be a good one? yeah! inshallah.

THE DEEP STUFF.
    1. Do you think you were raised well? completely
    2. Do you have a secret that you’ve never told ANYONE? ugh, don start it.. yes
    3. How do you handle stress? by stopin' it, iam nervous!
    4. How would you spend your last day alive? praying!, or at ma mom's feet side
    5. Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience? nah, as iam not ashamed of wutever i do
    6. If there was true love on one side of the street and a million bucks on the other, which one would you pick? if jus 1 million i shall go to da true love!
    7. If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with? Mother ^^
    8. If you had to choose between having one family member or 5 of your closest friends die who would you choose? wish if i had an answer for this
    9. Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered a family member? noh!.
    10. What is the worst thing you’ve ever done that your parents DON’T know about? OUCH!, well.. they already knew about it, so u keep dreamin'

THE LOVE STUFF.
    1. Do you think you know the meaning of love? YES.
    2. The last time you kissed someone…was it someone you see yourself with? nah
    3. Whats the most important part of a relationship in your opinion? passion, trust.
    4. If your parents didn’t like the person you were dating, would you lose them? don think so.. imma convincer.

THE RANDOM STUFF.
    1. Do you spend time with the same people always.. or new people? it depends
    2. Do you think best friends can be replaced? shit happens
    3. Are you the type that would rather stay at other people’s houses or have them at yours? both ar fine.
    4. When is the last time you were truly happy with your life? iam in good terms with ma self
    5. Where was your profile picture taken? i dunno!, it aint mine.
    6. Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it? sure.
    7. What is your favorite color? darks, mostly
    8. What do you do when you have a bad day? listen to music.
    9. Do you believe exes can really ever be “just friends”? sometimes.
    10. Who messaged you last? Sarah.
    11. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? few minutes ago!
    12. If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you? i adore traveling.
    13. Do you fall for people easily? sometimes yes.. but not completely
    14. Are you quick to start a fight? only if i don like you.
    15. Do your parents really know YOU? absolutely
    16. Lyrics stuck in your head? In Your Eyes - Tarkan.
    17. Are you tired? yeah, ma finger hurts _l_
    18. Any friends you’d like to tell how much you appreciate them? not atm, u turned me off
    20. Last time you walked farther than one block? yesterday.

OFF THE WALL QUESTIONS.
    1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most? dammit!.
    2. Do You Own An Ipod? nope.
    3. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep? never, not even if iam ill
    4. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk? i jus adore all kinda chocolate ^^
    5. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks? Starbucks :/ huh
    6. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back? even if!.. who cares!.
    7. Is Anyone In Love With You? you either in love wd me ^^
    8. Ever Cry In Public? nope.
    9. Are You Currently Wanting Any Piercings Or Tattoo? nah
    10. Whats The Weather Like? pretty cold.
    11. Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos? yes. (not her face, but all her body)
    12. Do You Pay Attention To The Calories In The Package/Box? noh.
    13. Do You Use Sarcasm? sometimes
    14. Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite? Absolutely da opposite.
    15. Do You Watch The News? the news ar the biggest lie ever.
    16. How Did You Get One Of Your Scars? were a stupid Dr with her syringe at school.
    17. Who was the last person to make you mad? nobody.
    18. Do You Like Anybody? yes.


Now its your turn.
Copy the Questions, Delete my Answers, And Do it yourself =]

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            "Orgasms never been immured to Sex, So that Music has come and made a different notion for Climax!".  ~BAKKASH


  Thanks Music!...  ♪♫ ♪

*IF you're readin' this, Then Do NOT Deny yourself of Notatin' us something about Music!.

Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems.

The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a piss, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour, 'cause my pee barely trickles out."

"Heck, that's nothing, " said the eighty year old. "Every morning at 8:30 I have to take a shit, but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation. It's terrible".

The ninety-year-old said, "You guys think you have problems! Every morning at 7:30 I piss like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I shit like a pig.

*BAKKASH asks and says that "Indeed! I want someone to put all those three old men's goods on me at 7:30 AM so I could wake up at 8:30 AM already". xD

A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reached into the cage, the bird humps his arm.

He invites his mother to tea, the bird keeps saying foul things. Finally he takes the parrot to a vet.

The vet examines the bird extensively, says, "Well, you have a horny male parrot. I have a sweet young female bird, and for fifteen dollars your bird can go in the cage with mine."

The guy's parrot is listening and says, "Come on! Come on! What are you waiting for??"

Finally, the guy says all right and hands over the fifteen dollars.

The vet takes the parrot, puts him in the cage with the female bird, closes the curtain. Suddenly, "Kwah! Kwah! Kwah!" Feathers come flying out of the cage.

The vet says, "Holy gee," and runs across the room and opens the curtain.

The male bird has the female bird down on the bottom of the cage, pulling out all her feathers.

The vet screams, "what are you doing to my poor parrot?"

The male parrot replies, "for fifteen bucks, I want her naked!"

* BAKKASH says: Silence is GOLDEN!.

iam jus wonderin'.. how could i tell u about me?! aye!..

i thot ma self famous anyways! LOL

but however! "My wish for today is for everyone to have love and serenity". ~Jake peace

enjoy ur self till maximum tho!

Make your OWN commands! (ALIASES)


HINT: Parameters which are inside <> brackets are mandatory while parameters which are inside [] brackets are optional, While ALL bracket marks are neglected, Simply you could type your own aliases as the following examples for each point.


What is ALIAS!?

Factually I dub it as my own WAND so I force my script to work for my own self, Therefore, ALIAS Is an appointed shortcut that recalls an intact command which attributed to the brief given shortcut. (Please keep in mind that there are some hidden aliases into your Script (P&Plus, mRIC, etc) by the authors, So try the shortcut out before you set the alias, This will prevent any complication).

• By choosing ToolsScript Editor and then select Aliases, Or  (Alt+D).
  
  

• By following the commands /alias or /load.

1. To get connected with the server by your magic word /openup.
   

• To change your currently Nickname to CallMeGenius via the shortcut /nkcmg.

• To join all your favorite channels, Such as #Chatroom, #Romance, #BEDLAM via /joinmeall.

• To part the currently channel with the designated message via the assigned command /pbrb.

• To disconnect IRC with the premature reason by the shortcut /shutmedown.

• So, Your own instant command to say "Hello <Nickname>. and Welcome Back!.
  How you been <Nickname>?! Hope everything going Okay!. Is now just /welcome <Nickname>
  
  
  And in case you wanted to msg the channel, Here another identifier which is $chan. So it would be like:-
  /msg $chan Hello $$1 $+ . How is it going?!.
  
  hint: If there was more than one nick you would type $$1 for the first nickname that would be given, And $$2 for the second nickname that would be given, Also just the identifier $1 replaces the nickname
  
  And here are some aliases Examples which perform two|double commands:-
  • To flirt some nicknames via just typying your own command, Your alias would look similar to the following.
  And the command would be /flirting <Nickname>
  

• To ask some nicknames to have a dance with you, as the command would be /dancing <Nickname>

• To joke with some nicknames, while the command would be /attack <nickname>

Which one is better?