Hello I am Hakunamatta.I am very funny.thats all I want to say

Just wanted to share...

If you are a student - visit http://www.dreamspark.com

Once you authenticate yourself as a student with your student email address (or another way of authentication, I used my .edu email address), you are able to get free software... notably development tools and the Windows Server operating systems to fool around with... (At least from my account) there are no free downloads for desktop Windows operating systems (Like Windows 7 or 8)

For those of you who do not know me, my nickname on ircqnet is bob. I am from uk england

hello everyone, i am on irc for like 6 years now, been a channel op once, i just made my account in here, glad to see you all

In accordance with the established territorial boundaries of the Empire of Lennon, I hereby notify all trolls that #ICQ-Australia is off limits- it is my own sheila-hole harvesting territory, get your own sheila-holes.

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.


On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."


"What?" said the puzzled groom.


"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"


"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.


Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.


Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.


Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.


Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.


Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.


Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.


Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.


Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.


Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"


"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"


"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" ^^

Howdy everybody!..


it has been ages since last use.., Miss you, hope you all are okay and havin' fun as well!..


iam feeling generous tonight so i thought to lame in and drop a Hi on yoy ALL.. BOOM.


regards from me!.. EGY btw!.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCdwKhTtNNw



All I am is a man
I want the world in my hands
I hate the beach
But I stand
In California with my toes in the sand
Use the sleeves of my sweater
Let's have an adventure
Head in the clouds but my gravity's centered
Touch my neck and I'll touch yours
You in those little high-waisted shorts, oh

She knows what I think about
And what I think about
One love, two mouths
One love, one house
No shirt, no blouse
Just us, you find out
Nothing that I wouldn't wanna tell you about, no

'Cause it's too cold
For you here and now
So let me hold
Both your hands in the holes of my sweater

And if I may just take your breath away
I don't mind if there's not much to say
Sometimes the silence guides our minds
So move to a place so far away
The goose bumps start to raise
The minute that my left hand meets your waist
And then I watch your face
Put my finger on your tongue
'Cause you love to taste, yeah

These hearts adore
Everyone the other beats hardest for
Inside this place is warm
Outside it starts to pour

Coming down
One love, two mouths
One love, one house
No shirt, no blouse
Just us, you find out
Nothing that I wouldn't wanna tell you about, no, no, no

[2x]
'Cause it's too cold
For you here and now
So let me hold
Both your hands in the holes of my sweater

Whoa, whoa...
Whoa, whoa... whoa
Whoa, whoa... [2x]

'Cause it's too cold
For you here and now
So let me hold
Both your hands in the holes of my sweater

It's too cold
For you here and now
Let me hold
Both your hands in the holes of my sweater

It's too cold,
It's too cold
The holes of my sweater...

***finally, this song is on radio air play. when I first heard it on the radio, I was like "about time" one of the coolest song came out awhile back. this song is really underplay***

Here are some scripts i picked near the best of them for the ppl who like to come chat from you mobile phone

Andriod

• AndroIRC

• AndChat

• Simple Irc

• WhatsChat IRC

• Rice IRC Client

• jmirc

• Simple IRC

• Rooms Your IRC Chat Client

• Mango lite

Great T.R. documentary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pon7KSEbABA